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326 pages, ebook
First published October 25, 2014
Loving you would be as easy as taking a breath
But to look at you,that's a dance with death
Before you,I could be alone
Now I can't stand the thought of you out there
Out there on your own
So come back Brooklyn,come back to me
...I realized that I was in the middle of some bizarro Romeo and Juliet balcony scene where Romeo was standing on the balcony instead of Juliet.
“O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?”
And all he said in reply was: “Begone, wench!”
“He must be a kicker when he slept…or maybe he slept spread eagle. In the nude. With whipped cream.”
“Oh good, apparently when you have sex with Brooklyn Heart, you leave with a fruit basket. What a lovely experience.”
“Have you ever had sex with a Brazilian underwear model and thought, ‘Seriously, I thought this would be better’?”
“Wow. You are probably the assholiest person I’ve ever met.”
“We were over from the start… You never said you’d give your heart…”
“Jason Monroe was getting buried where I kept all my other cravings: deep, deep, deep down below. Right next to mint chocolate chip ice cream.”
“I’d tell myself it was for world peace if that’s what he wanted to hear. That’s right, I’d have an orgasm for world peace, because I’m noble like that.”
“I could have written a song about his appearance, it was that fascinating. The song would be titled Black. Black hair, black eyes, black five o’clock shadow. He was wrapped in darkness, but it was so mysterious and appealing that you couldn’t help but want to lean in a little closer and see if he’d turn those dark eyes back on you.”
“Does your cockiness have a dimmer switch or is it always set to ‘high’?” ~ Brooklyn
“Guess you take your coffee like you take everything else,” Jason said. “Complicated as hell.” ~ Jason